The Pamela Geller Blog Generator

November 8th, 2010

Can't get enough Pamela Geller? A lot of us can't. Yes, many of us love her incoherent and often quite sloppily spellchecked rants on the Atlas Shrugs blog, and she's gracious enough to provide us with at least one bout of xenophobia and Godwin's Law a day. Alas, she is just one person, and can only express so much teeth-cracking hatred toward Muslims, liberals, and cable television for so long before she has to rest and recuperate.

That's where this Pamela Geller Blog Generator comes in! Now you too can weave your own conspiracy theories, your own plots to take over America, tailoring Geller's own phobias to your needs! The possibilities are endless!

Well, okay, there's only 15,625 different combinations, but you know what I mean. Anyway, to get started, select your choices below...

Bad Guy of the Day

Select one: Islamic supremacists ACORN, SEIU, and Department of Agriculture thugs The media Barack Obama Jewish groups insufficiently critical of the above

They're attempting to take over America's...

Select one: meatpacking industry state appeals courts the media Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania the Internet

With...

Select one: nukes secret messages Fenris Designs a network of mega-mosques liberalism

They are comparable to...

Select one: Nazis fascists Communists the Taliban George Soros

The good guys...

Select one: English Defence League Vlaams Belang Serbian war criminals SIOA Republicans

They will...

Select one: find Obama's birth certificate refudiate dhakat overshelmingly ban sharia from courts destroy all RINOS one by one sloppily Photoshop swastikas onto my critics

See your results down here!

[Create your custom Pamela Geller blog using the options above and watch this space.]

Javascript heavily cribbed from Maddox's Tom Clancy Plot Generator. This page is a parody.

Not to be confused with Charles Johnson's "Shrieking Harpy Rant Generator." My Pamela Geller Blog Generator is the first, the best, and most delicious.

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