Holy pizza: the new grilled cheese

February 23rd, 2007

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On Ash Wednesday, some local cafeteria lady found a grease stain on a pizza pan that looked like a silhouette of the Virgin Mary. Now people are worshiping it.

First off, that doesn't look like the Lady of Guadalupe. That looks like either a bent bowling pin or a butternut squash...just like the infamous grilled cheese sandwich looks like Gweneth Paltrow from Sky Captain.

Second, it's a grease stain. That's gotta be the most anticlimactic religious representation I've ever seen. And it's kinda sacrilegious, in my view. Grease is dirt. Using dirt to represent a Virgin is just...

I think I'm going to cry now...

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